The Republic of Panzer Vor 335 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.975 billion Panzer Vor 335ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Panzer Vor 335ian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,262 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 335's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 335 is ranked 91,213^th in the world and 1,767^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,720.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.